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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 16:58

Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
No go.
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Minds and Behinds
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
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share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way